Directions for Reality
Justus Ardvaark, Milos Boniek, Juni 2001
0:01 Profit sucks.
0:02 Money is the most efficient information medium in the entire history so far.
0:03 The paramount technology is called communication.
0:04 And Habermas is its prophet.
0:05 Andreas Baader and Alfred Herrhausen are the keyfigures in the history of the FRG.
0:06 Politics is not sex, power or money, but listening.
0:07 People will be happy, when everyone can handle drugs.
0:08 Everybody has a right for sex.
0:09 Prostitution is a seminal cultural service.
0:10 Monotheism and patriarchy will only exist in museums.
0:11 Mankinds future lies in the city.
0:12 The greenhouse-effect is unstoppable. Its getting warmer.
0:13 Theres no way back to nature.
0:14 Nation is a useless notion.
0:15 Multinationalism becomes a raison dêtre.
0:16 We are drinking milk.
0:17 A high is an end in itself.
0:18 Chaos is joy.
0:19 Order a necessary evil.
0:20 Die Form folgt der Fiktion.
0:21 There will always be analogue guitars.
0:22 Its music, not the genome, which is the key to life.
0:23 Cloning is the ultimate form of boredom.
0:24 Death is o.k.
0:25 To act is to realize.
0:26 Love is all you need.
0:27 Love is everything.
0:28 Être simple, cest la chose la plus importante dans la vie.
0:29 All the people are materialists.
0:30 For now money has been the only liberator from time and space.
0:31 Das innere Universum ist wichtiger als das Weltall.
0:33 Goals are not binding.
0:34 Religion is a party game for at least 2 persons.
0:35 In Träumen beginnt Realität.
0:36 There will be no more wars, when everybody has sex and cannabis.
0:37 The military will be reading books.
0:38 Subcomandante Marcos is the first politician of the 21st century.
0:39 Your prophet lives down your street, so keep your eyes open.
0:40 Race is an old four-letter-word.
0:41 Truth is and most of the times different.
0:42 Contrasts are but a trick of light.
0:43 Homo- und transsexuality are just normal phases in everyones process of finding oneself.
0:44 Health is freedom, opinion and body.
0:45 Pleasure is everything.
0:46 The tax on champagne has to be abolished, because it serves militarism.
0:47 Verbrechen lohnt sich doch.
0:48 Money actually stinks.
0:49 We cannot breathe on Mars.
0:50 Kompression ist soziale Anmut.
0:51 Human dignity is mankinds black hole.
0:52 There are people? living to the left and right of us.
0:53 Theres no excuse for arrogance.
0:54 Jeff Bezos laughter is refreshingly imbecile.
0:55 Nonverbal communication will be a main subject in school.
0:56 Schönheit liegt wirklich im Auge des Betrachters.
0:57 Disease is good.
0:58 Beauty is a terror regime.
0:59 Wilful ugliness is torture.
0:60 Prince Charles is just another guy like me and you.
0:61 Tradition is nothing more than a street lamp.
0:64 Henry Rollins als Kanzler!
0:65 You will only find singles in the record store.
0:66 90-60-90 are audio cassette lengths.
0:67 Digitality is naivety.
0:68 At 2 the fun begins.
0:70 Go home and smooch.
0:72 It doesnt always have to go on.
0:73 Eating is peace.
0:74 Warnung vor dem Hunde.
0:75 A cats existence is a dream: to be and to be taciturn.
0:76 Orders are no form of communication.
0:77 Be a game.
0:78 Gedankenfreie Assoziation ist das Lieblingsspiel.
0:79 Stocks into toilet paper.
0:80 Property is power.
0:81 Property is a psychological defect.
0:82 Socialism is a historic epoch.
0:83 Total participation is total liberation.
0:84 Befriend the primate within you.
0:85 Violence is four billion years.
0:86 The drum computer is todays calumet.
0:87 Youth is velocity.
0:88 Old age is mellowness.
0:89 Intoxication is a fundamental right.
0:90 Laßt uns brennen.
0:91 I fuck, therefore I am.
0:92 Wahrheit = Seele.
0:93 Marriage is nothing, children are everything.
0:94 It will be difficult to explain to our grandchildren the meaning of clockwise.
0:95 Everybody has a right to imperfection.
0:96 Run around as you wish, but keep your word.
0:97 2 Words: Be real!
0:98 Ties are a sign of individuality.
0:99 Distrust starts with you.
1:00 Da ist eine Welt da draußen.
1:01 Arcadia is everywhere.
1:02 Free Trade is the continuation of Colonialism.
1:03 A Mercedes at Lake Titicaca is still a Mercedes.
1:04 Snow in the summer is a gas, gas, gas.
1:05 To make a cat purr brings us half way to Nirvana.
1:06 On a daily basis were showing the absurdity of Darwins theory.
1:07 Manual work = Cerebral work.
1:08 Mathematics is just a screwdriver.
1:09 Socio-linguistics will be the crucial science of the 21st century.
1:10 It will never be like it was before there were mobile phones.
1:11 Propaganda will be forbidden for environmental reasons.
1:12 John Lennon was right.
1:13 In the dark night the dark knight returns.
1:14 Know your enemy, know thyself.
1:15 Without you this state is incomplete.
1:16 My love has nothing to do with me.
1:17 The end is always nigh and yet so far away.
1:18 We need new Beatles.
1:19 Compromise was yesterday!
Many thanks to Lore Hamburg and Chrissi "The Handsome Devil" Nicholls for the invaluable help!
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